1 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:11,050 Bienvenidos al CINEPARCHE, subtitulos editados por nico el bueno y supernumerario 2 00:00:34,219 --> 00:00:37,221 ''America has heard the bugle call 3 00:00:35,511 --> 00:00:40,723 ''And you know it involves us one and all 4 00:00:43,727 --> 00:00:49,023 ''I don't suppose that war will ever end 5 00:00:51,944 --> 00:00:57,198 ''There's fighting that will break us up again 6 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:05,123 ''Good-bye, my darling Hello, Vietnam 7 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:13,464 ''I'm here to take a battle to be won 8 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:21,890 ''Kiss me good-bye And write me while I'm gone 9 00:01:24,768 --> 00:01:30,190 ''Good-bye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietnam '' 10 00:01:35,446 --> 00:01:38,865 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 11 00:01:39,116 --> 00:01:42,076 You will speak only when spoken to. 12 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:45,997 The first and last words out of your sewers will be ''Sir! '' 13 00:01:46,081 --> 00:01:47,916 Do you maggots understand? 14 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,542 Sir, yes, sir! 15 00:01:49,627 --> 00:01:52,962 I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 16 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:58,718 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 17 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:03,515 ...you will be a weapon, a minister of death, praying for war. 18 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,518 But until that day, you are pukes! 19 00:02:06,852 --> 00:02:09,187 The lowest form of life on Earth. 20 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:11,648 You are not even human fucking beings! 21 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:16,319 You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! 22 00:02:17,029 --> 00:02:19,656 Because I am hard, you won't like me. 23 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:22,492 The more you hate me, the more you'll learn. 24 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:24,869 I am hard, but I am fair! 25 00:02:25,162 --> 00:02:27,288 There is no racial bigotry here! 26 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:31,459 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 27 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:34,087 Here, you are all equally worthless! 28 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:37,173 My orders are to weed out non-hackers... 29 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,426 ...who do not pack the gear to be in my beloved Corps! 30 00:02:40,678 --> 00:02:42,679 Do you maggots understand that? 31 00:02:44,223 --> 00:02:46,057 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 32 00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:51,813 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 33 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,567 From now on you're Private Snowball! Like that name? 34 00:02:55,693 --> 00:02:56,985 Sir, yes, sir! 35 00:02:57,069 --> 00:02:59,571 There's one thing you won't like! 36 00:02:59,864 --> 00:03:03,032 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 37 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,826 ...in my mess hall! 38 00:03:06,412 --> 00:03:08,121 Is that you, John Wayne? 39 00:03:08,247 --> 00:03:09,372 Is this me? 40 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:10,999 Who said that? 41 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,418 Who the fuck said that? 42 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,297 Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here... 43 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:19,883 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 44 00:03:20,551 --> 00:03:21,801 Nobody, huh? 45 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,054 The fairy fucking godmother said it! 46 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,100 Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you die! 47 00:03:29,393 --> 00:03:32,228 I will P.T. you until your assholes suck buttermilk! 48 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,105 Was it you, you little fuck? 49 00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:38,651 You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you! 50 00:03:39,695 --> 00:03:41,154 Sir, I said it, sir! 51 00:03:43,532 --> 00:03:45,491 Well, no shit. 52 00:03:46,118 --> 00:03:49,245 What are you, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. 53 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,206 I admire your honesty. 54 00:03:51,749 --> 00:03:55,043 I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister! 55 00:03:56,795 --> 00:04:00,882 You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! 56 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:03,218 You will not laugh or cry! 57 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:05,887 You will learn by the number! 58 00:04:06,096 --> 00:04:07,805 Get up! Get on your feet! 59 00:04:08,557 --> 00:04:13,228 Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 60 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:18,149 -Why did you join my beloved Corps? -Sir, to kill, sir! 61 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:19,609 You're a killer! 62 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:21,903 Let me see your war face! 63 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:24,239 You've got a war face? 64 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:28,493 That's a war face! Let me see yours! 65 00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:33,289 You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! 66 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,252 You don't scare me! Work on it! 67 00:04:39,088 --> 00:04:40,421 What's your excuse? 68 00:04:40,464 --> 00:04:41,923 Sir, excuse, sir? 69 00:04:41,966 --> 00:04:44,968 I'm asking the fucking questions, understand? 70 00:04:45,928 --> 00:04:48,805 Thank you! Can I be in charge for a while? 71 00:04:49,932 --> 00:04:51,766 Are you shook up? Nervous? 72 00:04:51,934 --> 00:04:53,101 Sir, I am, sir! 73 00:04:53,185 --> 00:04:54,769 Do I make you nervous? 74 00:04:56,146 --> 00:04:58,773 Were you about to call me an asshole? 75 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:02,110 -How tall are you, Private? -Sir, 5'9'', sir! 76 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:05,280 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 77 00:05:05,447 --> 00:05:07,949 Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh? 78 00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:12,579 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass... 79 00:05:12,621 --> 00:05:16,416 ...and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! 80 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,668 Where in hell are you from? 81 00:05:19,962 --> 00:05:24,507 Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! 82 00:05:24,675 --> 00:05:28,011 You don't look like a steer, so that narrows it down! 83 00:05:28,304 --> 00:05:29,596 Suck dicks? 84 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:31,973 You a peter-puffer? 85 00:05:32,975 --> 00:05:35,476 I bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 86 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:38,938 ...and not have the courtesy to give him a reach-around! 87 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,024 I'll be watching you! 88 00:05:43,152 --> 00:05:45,445 Your parents have children that lived? 89 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,739 Bet they regret that! 90 00:05:47,823 --> 00:05:50,617 You're so ugly you're a modern-art masterpiece! 91 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:53,494 -What's your name, fatbody? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! 92 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:55,455 Lawrence, what, of Arabia? 93 00:05:56,582 --> 00:05:59,292 That name sounds like royalty! You royalty? 94 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:01,544 You suck dicks? 95 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:05,590 Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 96 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:10,386 I don't like that name! Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! 97 00:06:10,679 --> 00:06:12,597 From now on you're Gomer Pyle! 98 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:16,142 Think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Think I'm funny? 99 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:19,354 Then wipe off that disgusting grin! 100 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:23,650 Any fucking time, sweetheart! 101 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:25,318 I'm trying, sir! 102 00:06:25,402 --> 00:06:27,654 I'll give you three seconds... 103 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,989 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 104 00:06:30,074 --> 00:06:32,492 ...to wipe off that stupid grin... 105 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,663 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! 106 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,336 -Sir, I can't help it, sir! -Get on your knees, scumbag! 107 00:06:45,798 --> 00:06:47,257 Now choke yourself! 108 00:06:49,218 --> 00:06:51,427 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts! 109 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:54,764 Don't pull my hand over there! 110 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:58,309 I said choke yourself! Lean forward and choke yourself! 111 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:04,190 Are you through grinning? 112 00:07:05,484 --> 00:07:07,318 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 113 00:07:09,738 --> 00:07:13,283 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair! 114 00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:18,246 That's enough. Get on your feet! 115 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:26,045 Pyle, square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 116 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,715 ...or I will definitely fuck you up! 117 00:07:40,102 --> 00:07:42,520 Parris Island, South Carolina... 118 00:07:42,938 --> 00:07:45,732 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 119 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,944 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 120 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:52,947 ''Mama and Papa were laying in bed! 121 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:58,953 ''Mama rolled over and this is what she said: 122 00:08:01,624 --> 00:08:03,249 '''Oh, give me some... 123 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,211 '''...P.T.!' 124 00:08:07,713 --> 00:08:09,964 ''Good for you and good for me! 125 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:12,133 ''Mmm, good! 126 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,053 ''Up in the morning to the rising sun! 127 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:19,307 ''Gotta run all day... 128 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:21,184 ''...till the running's done! 129 00:08:24,188 --> 00:08:26,648 ''Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch! 130 00:08:29,818 --> 00:08:32,820 ''Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!'' 131 00:08:53,384 --> 00:08:55,969 Left shoulder, hut! 132 00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:01,391 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 133 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:02,642 Sir, I don't know, sir! 134 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:07,647 Do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 135 00:09:08,691 --> 00:09:12,443 You did that on purpose! You want to be different! 136 00:09:13,362 --> 00:09:16,155 -What side was that? -Sir, left side, sir! 137 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,324 Are you sure, Private Pyle? 138 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:21,911 What side was that? 139 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:23,538 Sir, right side, sir! 140 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:26,124 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! 141 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,168 Pick up your fucking cover! 142 00:10:00,618 --> 00:10:03,995 Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! 143 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:07,874 You will give your rifle a girl's name! 144 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:13,004 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! 145 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:18,092 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 146 00:10:18,594 --> 00:10:21,721 ...through her pretty pink panties are over! 147 00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,891 You're married to this piece... 148 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,310 ...this weapon of iron and wood! 149 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,188 And you will be faithful! 150 00:10:35,778 --> 00:10:37,445 Prepare to mount! 151 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,964 Pray! 152 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,383 ''This is my rifle. 153 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:01,928 ''There are many like it, but this one is mine. 154 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:04,931 ''My rifle is my best friend. 155 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,058 ''It is my life. 156 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,854 ''I must master it, as I must master my life. 157 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,357 ''Without me, my rifle is useless. 158 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,694 ''Without my rifle, I am useless. 159 00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,530 ''I must fire my rifle true. 160 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:24,909 ''I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 161 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,037 ''I must shoot him before he shoots me. 162 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,289 ''I will. 163 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,542 ''Before God I swear this creed. 164 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:36,337 ''My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 165 00:11:36,672 --> 00:11:38,798 ''We are the masters of our enemy. 166 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,342 ''We are the saviors of my life. 167 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:42,927 ''So be it... 168 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:45,847 ''...until there is no enemy, but peace. 169 00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,182 ''Amen.'' 170 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:55,064 At ease! 171 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,109 Good night, ladies! 172 00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:02,447 Hit it! 173 00:12:11,248 --> 00:12:14,000 This is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy! 174 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:26,054 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle! 175 00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:35,355 Four inches from your chest, Pyle! 176 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:36,773 Four inches! 177 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,735 ''This is my rifle! This is my gun! 178 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,196 ''This is for fighting! This is for fun! 179 00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:46,032 ''This is my rifle! This is my gun! 180 00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:48,743 ''This is for fighting! This is for fun! '' 181 00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:11,140 You're bouncing! 182 00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:28,491 Ten fucking seconds! 183 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:33,037 It should take you ten seconds to negotiate this obstacle! 184 00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:35,164 Quickly, move it out! 185 00:13:35,457 --> 00:13:38,835 No swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 186 00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:43,173 ...until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fucking seconds! 187 00:14:06,822 --> 00:14:08,698 Next two! Quickly! 188 00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:11,534 Get over that goddamn obstacle! Move it! 189 00:14:15,748 --> 00:14:17,749 Private Joker, are you a killer? 190 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,293 Let me hear your war cry! 191 00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:26,591 Get your fat ass over there! 192 00:14:26,842 --> 00:14:28,718 That's right, Private Pyle... 193 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:32,180 ...don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top! 194 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:37,268 If God wanted you up there, He'd have miracled your ass up there! 195 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:40,313 Get your fat ass up there! 196 00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,482 What the hell's wrong with you? 197 00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:47,904 If there was some pussy up there, you could get up there, couldn't you? 198 00:14:48,948 --> 00:14:52,867 Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. 199 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,831 One for the commandant! 200 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:01,918 One for the Corps! 201 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,546 Get up there! 202 00:15:04,797 --> 00:15:05,797 Pull! 203 00:15:06,924 --> 00:15:09,926 The Corps don't get theirs! Get up there, Pyle! 204 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:11,678 Pull! 205 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,471 Pull, Pyle, pull! 206 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,432 One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull! 207 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:19,936 You've got to be shitting me! Get your ass up there! 208 00:15:20,479 --> 00:15:23,982 Do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up? 209 00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:28,236 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Get out of my face! 210 00:15:28,821 --> 00:15:30,446 Get up there, Snowball. 211 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,533 Get up here, fatboy! 212 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:36,578 Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! 213 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:41,332 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 214 00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:44,335 Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! 215 00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:48,673 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! 216 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:50,925 That would break my fucking heart! 217 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:53,595 Quickly! Up and over! Up and over! 218 00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:58,099 What in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 219 00:15:58,475 --> 00:15:59,684 Get up and over! 220 00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:01,561 Move it, move it! 221 00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,189 Are you quitting on me? 222 00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,566 Well, are you? 223 00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:11,196 Then quit, you slimy, fucking, walrus-looking piece of shit! 224 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,073 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 225 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:16,784 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 226 00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:19,245 Now! Move it! 227 00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:24,792 I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! 228 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,712 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 229 00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:32,050 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! 230 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:35,803 Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle! 231 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,097 Quickly! Move it up! 232 00:16:38,974 --> 00:16:43,144 Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? 233 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:45,480 Or did you have to work on it? 234 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:46,940 Move it up! 235 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:49,359 Quickly! Hustle up! 236 00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:53,988 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, Private Pyle! 237 00:16:56,325 --> 00:17:00,245 Are you going to fucking die? Are you going to die on me? 238 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:01,704 Do it now! 239 00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:03,623 Move it up! 240 00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:06,042 Hustle it up! Quickly! 241 00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:08,670 Feel dizzy? 242 00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:11,297 Faint? 243 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:17,011 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! 244 00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:23,309 Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows! Move it out! 245 00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:24,936 Get up! 246 00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,337 Reveille! Reveille! 247 00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,673 Drop your cocks and grab your socks! 248 00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:56,509 Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800. 249 00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:59,262 Get your bunks made and your uniforms on. 250 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,723 Police call in two minutes. 251 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,559 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 252 00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,522 Finish your bunks, then you two turds clean the head. 253 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:13,067 I want that head so sanitary... 254 00:18:13,152 --> 00:18:17,030 ...that the Virgin Mary could go in there and take a dump! 255 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,408 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 256 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,118 Sir, no, sir! 257 00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:29,250 Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! 258 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,961 Sir, the private said ''No, sir,'' sir! 259 00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:34,714 You little maggot! You make me want to vomit! 260 00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:39,594 You communist heathen, sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 261 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,888 ...or I'll stomp your guts out! 262 00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,641 You love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 263 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,100 Negative, sir! 264 00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:48,895 Are you trying to offend me? 265 00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:53,399 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! 266 00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:57,403 And that you will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! 267 00:18:57,613 --> 00:18:59,322 Who's your squad leader? 268 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,325 The private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! 269 00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:07,080 Private Snowball reporting, sir! 270 00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:11,000 You're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! 271 00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:13,795 Disappear, scumbag! 272 00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:18,216 Reporting as ordered, sir! 273 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:22,887 From now on Private Joker is your new squad leader and you bunk with him. 274 00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,389 He'll teach you! 275 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,266 He'll teach you how to pee! 276 00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:31,020 Private Joker is ignorant but he's got guts, and guts is enough. 277 00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:32,981 Now you ladies carry on. 278 00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:44,409 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 279 00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:50,373 Operating rod handle. 280 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,667 Operating rod guide. 281 00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:56,462 And the left one over the right. 282 00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,424 Right one over the left. 283 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,720 Left one over the right. 284 00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:06,264 Right one over the left. 285 00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:12,562 Just throw your other leg over. 286 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:24,157 Pull the next one over and you're home free. 287 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,334 Just throw it over. 288 00:20:42,134 --> 00:20:44,511 That'a boy. Just set it down. 289 00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:56,189 Congratulations, Leonard. 290 00:20:56,899 --> 00:20:58,024 You did it. 291 00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,861 Fold the blanket and sheet back together. 292 00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:04,322 Make a four-inch fold. 293 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,200 Got it? 294 00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:08,868 You do it. 295 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,373 Right shoulder, hut! 296 00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:20,713 Port, hut! 297 00:21:25,511 --> 00:21:27,178 Order, hut! 298 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,918 Square these weapons away. 299 00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:06,843 The deadliest weapon in the world... 300 00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:10,138 ...is a Marine, and his rifle. 301 00:22:11,515 --> 00:22:14,601 It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed... 302 00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:17,979 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 303 00:22:19,398 --> 00:22:20,607 Your rifle... 304 00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:22,317 ...is only a tool. 305 00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:25,153 It is a hard heart that kills. 306 00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:30,658 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 307 00:22:31,452 --> 00:22:33,995 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 308 00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:36,372 You will not kill. 309 00:22:36,832 --> 00:22:38,750 You will become dead Marines. 310 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:42,170 And then you will be in a world of shit. 311 00:22:42,922 --> 00:22:46,049 Because Marines are not allowed... 312 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:48,051 ...to die without permission! 313 00:22:48,552 --> 00:22:50,261 Do you maggots understand? 314 00:22:53,474 --> 00:22:56,226 ''I love working for Uncle Sam! 315 00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:02,065 ''Lets me know just who I am! 316 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,321 ''One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! 317 00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:14,285 ''One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! 318 00:23:17,289 --> 00:23:18,915 ''My Corps! Your Corps! 319 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,544 ''Our Corps! Marine Corps! 320 00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:26,214 ''I don't know, but I've been told... 321 00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:32,095 ''...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 322 00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:37,642 ''Mmm, good! Feels good! 323 00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:40,520 ''Is good! Real good! 324 00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,481 ''Tastes good! Mighty good! 325 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,526 ''Good for you! Good for me! '' 326 00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:50,905 Trim 'em! 327 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:55,535 Toe-jam! 328 00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:00,373 Pop that blister! 329 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,217 Jesus H. Christ! 330 00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:17,849 -Why is your footlocker unlocked? -Sir, I don't know, sir! 331 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:21,436 If there is one thing in this world I hate... 332 00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:25,190 ...it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right? 333 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:30,486 Without dickheads like you, there'd be no thievery in the world! 334 00:24:31,488 --> 00:24:32,488 Get down! 335 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:39,829 Now let's just see if there's anything missing! 336 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:44,876 Holy Jesus! 337 00:24:45,878 --> 00:24:47,295 What is that? 338 00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,714 What the fuck is that? 339 00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,383 What is that, Private Pyle? 340 00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:54,219 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! 341 00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:59,057 -Where did you get it? -From the mess hall, sir! 342 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:01,726 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle? 343 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:05,813 Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private? 344 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:10,068 -Why not, Private? -Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! 345 00:25:10,236 --> 00:25:14,197 Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle! 346 00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:19,077 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker? 347 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,120 Because I was hungry, sir! 348 00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,289 Because you were hungry? 349 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,337 Private Pyle... 350 00:25:29,547 --> 00:25:33,633 ...has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! 351 00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:37,929 I have tried to help him, but I have failed! 352 00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:42,642 I have failed because you have not helped me! 353 00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,103 You people... 354 00:25:45,229 --> 00:25:49,899 ...have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! 355 00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:55,613 From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 356 00:25:56,115 --> 00:25:58,074 ...I will not punish him. 357 00:25:58,492 --> 00:26:00,702 I will punish all of you! 358 00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,288 And the way I see it, ladies... 359 00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:06,249 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut! 360 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,334 Get on your faces! 361 00:26:10,796 --> 00:26:12,130 Open your mouth! 362 00:26:12,673 --> 00:26:14,799 They're paying for it, you eat it! 363 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:17,594 Ready, exercise! 364 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,513 ''One, two, three, four! 365 00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:23,099 ''I love the Marine Corps! '' 366 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,370 You really look like shit today. 367 00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:57,425 Everybody hates me now. 368 00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:02,055 Even you. 369 00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:07,644 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 370 00:27:08,812 --> 00:27:12,398 You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble. 371 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,112 I can't do anything right. 372 00:27:21,492 --> 00:27:22,659 I need help. 373 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,414 I'm trying to help you. 374 00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:32,377 I'm really trying. 375 00:27:35,256 --> 00:27:43,256 Tuck your shirt in. 376 00:29:33,874 --> 00:29:34,874 Do it. 377 00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:48,429 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy. 378 00:30:36,854 --> 00:30:39,397 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 379 00:30:39,899 --> 00:30:41,858 Semper fi, do or die! 380 00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,235 Gung ho, gung ho! 381 00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:46,571 What makes the grass grow? 382 00:30:46,864 --> 00:30:48,656 Blood, blood, blood. 383 00:30:48,908 --> 00:30:51,492 What do we do for a living, ladies? 384 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,494 Kill, kill, kill! 385 00:30:53,662 --> 00:30:55,205 I can't hear you! 386 00:30:55,372 --> 00:30:57,081 Kill, kill, kill! 387 00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,084 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! 388 00:31:00,503 --> 00:31:02,170 Kill, kill, kill! 389 00:31:03,088 --> 00:31:05,924 Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was? 390 00:31:08,427 --> 00:31:10,303 None of you dumbasses knows? 391 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:17,727 Sir, he shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir! 392 00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:20,480 Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 393 00:31:20,564 --> 00:31:24,526 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas... 394 00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:27,862 ...from distances of up to 400 yards. 395 00:31:28,948 --> 00:31:31,241 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 396 00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,870 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! 397 00:31:36,038 --> 00:31:38,706 And do you know how far away he was? 398 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:42,585 Sir, it was far! From that book suppository building, sir! 399 00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:44,879 Knock it off! 400 00:31:45,756 --> 00:31:47,298 250 feet! 401 00:31:47,842 --> 00:31:51,469 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 402 00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:53,763 He got off three rounds... 403 00:31:53,848 --> 00:31:57,183 ...with an Italian bolt-action rifle in six seconds... 404 00:31:57,935 --> 00:32:00,562 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot! 405 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,772 Do any of you know where... 406 00:32:02,857 --> 00:32:05,149 ...these individuals learned to shoot? 407 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:10,280 Sir, in the Marines, sir! 408 00:32:10,447 --> 00:32:14,284 In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals... 409 00:32:14,368 --> 00:32:17,662 ...showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! 410 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:20,915 Before you ladies leave my island... 411 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,793 ...you will all be able to do the same thing! 412 00:32:24,628 --> 00:32:28,631 ''Happy birthday to you 413 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:38,016 ''Happy birthday, dear Jesus'' 414 00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:45,648 Today... 415 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,775 ...is Christmas! 416 00:32:48,777 --> 00:32:52,614 There will be a magic show at 0930! 417 00:32:54,366 --> 00:32:57,327 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 418 00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:01,664 ...about how the free world will conquer Communism... 419 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:06,252 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines! 420 00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:11,007 God has a hard-on for Marines... 421 00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:15,720 ...because we kill everything we see! 422 00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:18,556 He plays His games... 423 00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:20,975 ...we play ours! 424 00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:26,397 To show our appreciation for so much power... 425 00:33:27,399 --> 00:33:29,567 ...we keep heaven packed... 426 00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:32,028 ...with fresh souls! 427 00:33:33,405 --> 00:33:36,824 God was here before the Marine Corps! 428 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,119 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 429 00:33:40,829 --> 00:33:44,165 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps! 430 00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,584 Do you ladies understand? 431 00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:49,754 I can't hear you! 432 00:33:57,638 --> 00:34:00,098 It's been swabbed and brushed. 433 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,518 Everything... 434 00:34:04,979 --> 00:34:06,104 ...is clean. 435 00:34:10,734 --> 00:34:11,818 Beautiful. 436 00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:16,239 So that it slides perfectly. 437 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,159 Nice. 438 00:34:22,663 --> 00:34:24,163 Everything cleaned... 439 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:26,666 ...oiled. 440 00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:31,796 So that your action is beautiful. 441 00:34:36,427 --> 00:34:37,844 Smooth, Charlene. 442 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,827 Leonard talks to his rifle. 443 00:35:14,715 --> 00:35:17,175 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 444 00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:20,970 I think Leonard's a Section 8. 445 00:35:25,351 --> 00:35:26,809 It don't surprise me. 446 00:35:37,863 --> 00:35:40,448 I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. 447 00:35:44,203 --> 00:35:46,037 What will you take in trade? 448 00:35:48,582 --> 00:35:50,166 What do you got? 449 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:06,391 Outstanding! 450 00:36:06,892 --> 00:36:09,561 We've finally found something you do well! 451 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:17,026 What is your 6th general order? 452 00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:21,155 Sir, to receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 453 00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:23,700 ...all orders.... 454 00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:25,910 Sir, the 6th general.... 455 00:36:26,245 --> 00:36:28,580 The private does not know, sir! 456 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:31,958 You slimy scumbag, get down and give me 25! 457 00:36:38,507 --> 00:36:40,800 How many counts in that movement? 458 00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:42,177 Sir, four, sir! 459 00:36:42,261 --> 00:36:44,137 Why look down in the chamber? 460 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:48,433 Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer is not given a loaded weapon, sir! 461 00:36:48,642 --> 00:36:49,893 What's your 5th general order? 462 00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:53,980 Sir, to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir! 463 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,441 What's this weapon's name? 464 00:36:56,609 --> 00:36:59,444 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir! 465 00:36:59,612 --> 00:37:02,447 Private, you are definitely born again hard. 466 00:37:02,573 --> 00:37:06,159 I may even let you serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 467 00:37:10,915 --> 00:37:13,541 ''I don't want no teenage queen! 468 00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:19,088 ''I just want my M-14! 469 00:37:22,092 --> 00:37:24,719 ''If I die in the combat zone 470 00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:30,099 ''Box me up and ship me home! 471 00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:35,688 ''Pin my medals upon my chest! 472 00:37:38,817 --> 00:37:41,277 ''Tell my mom I've done my best! '' 473 00:37:45,574 --> 00:37:48,535 Graduation is only a few days away... 474 00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:53,206 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 475 00:37:54,124 --> 00:37:57,335 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 476 00:37:58,629 --> 00:38:03,132 The instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control. 477 00:38:04,468 --> 00:38:06,928 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 478 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:10,265 The Marine Corps wants killers. 479 00:38:11,141 --> 00:38:14,394 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 480 00:38:15,104 --> 00:38:16,729 Men without fear. 481 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,942 Today... 482 00:38:21,402 --> 00:38:24,279 ...you people are no longer maggots. 483 00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:28,658 Today, you are Marines. 484 00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:31,995 You are part of a brotherhood. 485 00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:36,708 From now on, until the day you die... 486 00:38:37,543 --> 00:38:39,210 ...wherever you are... 487 00:38:39,837 --> 00:38:42,172 ...every Marine is your brother. 488 00:38:44,425 --> 00:38:46,801 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 489 00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:50,096 Some of you will not come back. 490 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,849 But always remember this.: 491 00:38:53,517 --> 00:38:54,893 Marines die. 492 00:38:55,477 --> 00:38:57,270 That's what we're here for! 493 00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,648 But the Marine Corps lives forever. 494 00:39:01,525 --> 00:39:05,195 And that means you live forever! 495 00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:13,578 0300, Infantry. 496 00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:17,290 0300, Infantry. 497 00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:22,545 1800, Engineers. You go out and find mines. 498 00:39:22,963 --> 00:39:23,963 Cowboy! 499 00:39:24,965 --> 00:39:26,716 0300, Infantry. 500 00:39:28,594 --> 00:39:30,220 0300, Infantry. 501 00:39:30,513 --> 00:39:31,513 Joker! 502 00:39:32,306 --> 00:39:33,389 4212... 503 00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:35,391 ...Basic Military Journalism. 504 00:39:35,601 --> 00:39:37,268 You must be shitting me! 505 00:39:37,645 --> 00:39:39,395 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 506 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,689 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 507 00:39:41,774 --> 00:39:44,317 Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! 508 00:39:44,401 --> 00:39:47,987 Christ, you're not a writer, you're a killer! 509 00:39:48,113 --> 00:39:49,447 A killer, yes, sir! 510 00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:50,657 Gomer Pyle! 511 00:39:54,078 --> 00:39:57,956 You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 512 00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,422 Our last night on the island. 513 00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,925 I draw fire watch. 514 00:41:12,823 --> 00:41:14,949 Hi, Joker. 515 00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,307 Are those... 516 00:41:39,475 --> 00:41:40,767 ...live rounds? 517 00:41:47,525 --> 00:41:50,527 7.62 millimeter. 518 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,198 Full metal jacket. 519 00:42:07,211 --> 00:42:10,380 Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 520 00:42:12,091 --> 00:42:14,384 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 521 00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:19,681 I am... 522 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,476 ...in a world... 523 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,355 ...of shit! 524 00:42:31,735 --> 00:42:33,695 Left shoulder, hut! 525 00:42:35,573 --> 00:42:37,448 Right shoulder, hut! 526 00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:41,452 Lock and load. 527 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,292 Order, hut! 528 00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:51,963 ''This is my rifle! 529 00:42:52,298 --> 00:42:54,883 ''There are many like it, but this one is mine.'' 530 00:42:59,763 --> 00:43:01,598 Get back in your bunks! 531 00:43:02,474 --> 00:43:04,559 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 532 00:43:05,477 --> 00:43:09,564 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 533 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,901 Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 534 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,029 Why is Pyle holding that weapon? 535 00:43:16,405 --> 00:43:19,574 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 536 00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:22,994 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform you... 537 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,081 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! 538 00:43:35,633 --> 00:43:38,384 Now listen to me, Private Pyle... 539 00:43:39,512 --> 00:43:41,262 ...and listen good. 540 00:43:42,723 --> 00:43:44,265 I want that weapon... 541 00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:46,726 ...and I want it now! 542 00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:51,564 Place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 543 00:43:52,816 --> 00:43:54,734 ...and step back away from it. 544 00:44:02,993 --> 00:44:06,329 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 545 00:44:06,664 --> 00:44:10,834 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 546 00:44:36,527 --> 00:44:37,777 Easy, Leonard. 547 00:44:42,116 --> 00:44:50,116 Go easy, man. 548 00:46:11,497 --> 00:46:12,830 Hey, baby. 549 00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:15,542 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 550 00:46:16,585 --> 00:46:18,127 Not just this minute. 551 00:46:19,421 --> 00:46:22,131 Well, baby, me so horny. 552 00:46:22,925 --> 00:46:24,342 Me so horny. 553 00:46:25,177 --> 00:46:27,011 Me love you long time. 554 00:46:28,305 --> 00:46:29,597 You party? 555 00:46:29,682 --> 00:46:31,224 Yeah, we might party. 556 00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,018 -How much? -$15. 557 00:46:34,937 --> 00:46:36,312 $15 for both of us? 558 00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:38,314 No. Each you $15. 559 00:46:39,149 --> 00:46:41,067 Me love you long time. 560 00:46:41,277 --> 00:46:42,652 Me so horny. 561 00:46:44,113 --> 00:46:45,738 $15 too beaucoup. 562 00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:47,782 $5 each. 563 00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:49,325 Me suckee-suckee. 564 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,661 Me love you too much. 565 00:46:53,956 --> 00:46:56,708 $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. 566 00:46:57,459 --> 00:46:59,627 Okay! $10 each. 567 00:47:00,629 --> 00:47:02,255 What do we get for $10? 568 00:47:03,174 --> 00:47:05,300 Everything you want. 569 00:47:06,177 --> 00:47:07,343 Everything? 570 00:47:10,347 --> 00:47:14,225 Buddy, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 571 00:47:16,854 --> 00:47:20,356 Half of these gook whores are officers in the Viet Cong. 572 00:47:21,192 --> 00:47:22,859 The other half have TB. 573 00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:26,196 Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough. 574 00:48:15,037 --> 00:48:17,497 That sucker really had some moves on him. 575 00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:24,712 You know what pisses me off about these people? 576 00:48:26,632 --> 00:48:29,801 We're helping them and they shit all over us. 577 00:48:30,261 --> 00:48:31,970 I just can't feature that. 578 00:48:32,388 --> 00:48:34,973 Don't take it too hard. It's just business. 579 00:48:37,726 --> 00:48:40,436 I hate Da Nang. I want to go out into the field. 580 00:48:41,272 --> 00:48:45,692 I'm here three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 581 00:48:46,235 --> 00:48:49,362 You'd get wasted the first day and it would be my fault. 582 00:48:49,488 --> 00:48:51,781 A high-school girl could do my job. 583 00:48:51,949 --> 00:48:53,783 I want to get into the shit. 584 00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:55,618 I want some trigger time. 585 00:48:57,621 --> 00:49:02,083 If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me. 586 00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:04,544 That's a negative. 587 00:49:08,174 --> 00:49:11,885 Let's keep it short and sweet. Anybody got anything new? 588 00:49:14,597 --> 00:49:17,891 Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire will be cancelled. 589 00:49:18,601 --> 00:49:20,268 Rear echelon paranoia. 590 00:49:20,561 --> 00:49:24,522 Intelligence says Charlie might try something big during Tet. 591 00:49:24,732 --> 00:49:27,233 They say the same thing every year. 592 00:49:27,443 --> 00:49:29,319 There's a lot of talk about it. 593 00:49:29,361 --> 00:49:31,279 Don't lose any sleep over it. 594 00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:35,241 The Tet holiday is like July Fourth, Christmas and New Year in one. 595 00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:39,204 Every zipperhead in the North and South, will bang gongs... 596 00:49:39,371 --> 00:49:41,331 ...and bark at the moon. 597 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,960 Ann-Margret and entourage are due next week. 598 00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:49,172 I want someone to stick with her for a few days. 599 00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,882 Rafterman, you take it. 600 00:49:52,134 --> 00:49:54,010 Get some good low-angle stuff. 601 00:49:54,053 --> 00:49:57,931 Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew. 602 00:49:59,183 --> 00:50:04,270 ''Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages....'' 603 00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:07,857 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. 604 00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:11,027 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 605 00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:12,987 I'll make a note of it, sir. 606 00:50:13,739 --> 00:50:16,366 ''N.V.A. Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets.'' 607 00:50:16,450 --> 00:50:20,453 ''An N.V.A. regular, who realized his side would lose... 608 00:50:20,538 --> 00:50:23,122 ''...deserted after reading Open Arms pamphlets.'' 609 00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:26,543 That's good, Dave. But why say, ''N.V.A. regular''? 610 00:50:26,919 --> 00:50:28,378 Is there an irregular? 611 00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,421 How about N.V.A. soldier? 612 00:50:30,756 --> 00:50:31,923 I'll fix it. 613 00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:37,470 ''The Lawrence Welk Show'' will be on TV in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it. 614 00:50:38,556 --> 00:50:40,265 ''Not While We're Eating.'' 615 00:50:40,432 --> 00:50:45,061 ''N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of Marines on a search-and-destroy mission.'' 616 00:50:45,563 --> 00:50:49,440 We have a new directive from M.A.F. on search and destroy. 617 00:50:49,942 --> 00:50:54,696 Substitute ''sweep and clear'' in place of ''search and destroy.'' 618 00:50:54,738 --> 00:50:55,738 Got it? 619 00:50:55,906 --> 00:50:57,657 Got it. Very catchy. 620 00:50:58,617 --> 00:51:00,618 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 621 00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:06,666 The kill. The grunts must have hit something. 622 00:51:07,418 --> 00:51:08,877 Didn't see them. 623 00:51:09,628 --> 00:51:12,589 I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 624 00:51:13,257 --> 00:51:16,718 Grunts who buy toothbrushes and deodorant for gooks: 625 00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:18,803 ''Winning of Hearts And Minds.'' 626 00:51:19,263 --> 00:51:22,473 And combat action resulting in a kill: ''Winning the War.'' 627 00:51:23,058 --> 00:51:26,269 You must have seen blood trails, drag marks? 628 00:51:27,062 --> 00:51:28,730 It was raining, sir. 629 00:51:29,106 --> 00:51:31,774 That's why God passed the law of probability. 630 00:51:32,109 --> 00:51:34,944 Rewrite it with a happy ending, say, one kill. 631 00:51:35,321 --> 00:51:37,572 A sapper or an officer. Which? 632 00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,449 Whichever you say. 633 00:51:39,825 --> 00:51:42,243 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 634 00:51:42,411 --> 00:51:44,787 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 635 00:51:47,499 --> 00:51:50,418 You'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad? 636 00:51:51,128 --> 00:51:54,464 In case you didn't know, this is not a popular war. 637 00:51:54,548 --> 00:51:57,008 Our job is to report the news that the... 638 00:51:57,134 --> 00:51:59,594 ...''why-are-we-here'' civilian newsmen ignore. 639 00:52:00,513 --> 00:52:03,264 Maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 640 00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:07,352 You could find more blood trails and drag marks. 641 00:52:08,646 --> 00:52:12,315 I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. 642 00:52:12,983 --> 00:52:15,443 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 643 00:52:16,153 --> 00:52:18,988 My present duties keep me where I belong: 644 00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:21,032 In the rear with the gear. 645 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,167 Tet. The Year of the Monkey. 646 00:52:32,253 --> 00:52:34,420 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 647 00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:39,717 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 648 00:52:49,353 --> 00:52:52,146 I am fucking bored to death, man. 649 00:52:53,607 --> 00:52:55,608 I have to get back in the shit. 650 00:52:56,193 --> 00:52:58,820 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 651 00:53:00,155 --> 00:53:04,075 Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 652 00:53:05,327 --> 00:53:06,995 ...then ask for seconds. 653 00:53:07,705 --> 00:53:09,205 Listen up, pilgrim. 654 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:13,960 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine! 655 00:53:16,213 --> 00:53:19,841 Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs. 656 00:53:20,342 --> 00:53:22,343 He's never been in the shit. 657 00:53:22,553 --> 00:53:25,013 Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings. 658 00:53:25,347 --> 00:53:29,100 You weren't on Operation Hastings. You weren't even in country. 659 00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:33,605 Eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-American poge! 660 00:53:34,023 --> 00:53:37,150 I was there! I was in the shit with the grunts. 661 00:53:37,568 --> 00:53:41,029 Don't listen to Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 662 00:53:41,572 --> 00:53:44,449 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 663 00:53:45,576 --> 00:53:47,160 You listen to Joker. 664 00:53:47,369 --> 00:53:48,786 He knows ti ti. 665 00:53:49,038 --> 00:53:50,205 Very little. 666 00:53:50,789 --> 00:53:54,042 He's never been in the shit 'cause he ain't got the stare. 667 00:53:54,835 --> 00:53:56,461 The 1,000-yard stare. 668 00:53:57,421 --> 00:54:00,548 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit too long. 669 00:54:00,633 --> 00:54:03,927 It's like, it's like you've really seen beyond. 670 00:54:05,137 --> 00:54:06,262 I got it. 671 00:54:06,555 --> 00:54:09,474 All field Marines got it. And you'll have it, too. 672 00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:11,184 I will? 673 00:54:13,437 --> 00:54:16,689 How do you stop five blacks from raping a white chick? 674 00:54:17,107 --> 00:54:18,316 Fuck you. 675 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,235 Throw them a basketball. 676 00:54:25,074 --> 00:54:26,074 Incoming. 677 00:54:28,786 --> 00:54:30,119 They're outgoing! 678 00:54:32,414 --> 00:54:34,624 -That ain't outgoing! -That ain't outgoing! 679 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:36,292 Now what'd I just say? 680 00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:18,084 I hope they're just fucking with us. 681 00:55:18,169 --> 00:55:20,086 I ain't ready for this shit. 682 00:56:14,266 --> 00:56:15,433 Cease fire! 683 00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:27,278 Cease fire! 684 00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:40,250 The enemy... 685 00:56:41,210 --> 00:56:43,044 ...has very deceitfully... 686 00:56:43,879 --> 00:56:46,172 ...taken advantage of the ceasefire... 687 00:56:46,924 --> 00:56:49,717 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 688 00:56:50,636 --> 00:56:53,388 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 689 00:56:54,431 --> 00:56:56,516 But we seem to be the exception. 690 00:56:57,434 --> 00:57:01,563 Charlie has hit every military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 691 00:57:02,356 --> 00:57:03,523 In Saigon... 692 00:57:03,899 --> 00:57:08,111 ...the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 693 00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:13,324 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 694 00:57:15,327 --> 00:57:17,996 We have reports that a division of N.V.A.... 695 00:57:18,122 --> 00:57:21,875 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 696 00:57:23,169 --> 00:57:26,296 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 697 00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:29,090 ...the civilian press are wetting their pants... 698 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:33,219 ...and even Cronkite is going to say the war is now unwinnable. 699 00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:36,264 In other words... 700 00:57:36,765 --> 00:57:40,643 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. 701 00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:48,943 Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming? 702 00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:57,619 You go straight up to Phu Bai. 703 00:57:58,954 --> 00:58:01,039 Captain January will need you. 704 00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:06,920 And you take off that damn button. 705 00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:10,590 You can't get killed wearing a peace symbol. 706 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,094 Permission to go with Joker. 707 00:58:16,096 --> 00:58:17,263 Granted. 708 00:58:18,307 --> 00:58:20,683 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman. 709 00:58:21,393 --> 00:58:22,685 You still here? 710 00:58:23,646 --> 00:58:26,606 Vanish ricky-tick and take Rafterman with you. 711 00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,234 You're responsible for him. 712 00:59:12,361 --> 00:59:13,862 Get some! Get some! 713 00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:34,424 Get some, baby! 714 00:59:44,643 --> 00:59:46,186 I've got you, mother! 715 00:59:51,609 --> 00:59:54,527 Anyone who runs is a VC. 716 00:59:55,321 --> 00:59:57,363 Anyone who stands still... 717 00:59:58,157 --> 01:00:00,200 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 718 01:00:02,912 --> 01:00:05,872 You guys ought to do a story about me. 719 01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:10,376 Why should we do a story about you? 720 01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:12,921 'Cause I'm so fucking good! 721 01:00:13,422 --> 01:00:15,215 That ain't no shit neither. 722 01:00:15,758 --> 01:00:19,677 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 723 01:00:20,387 --> 01:00:22,305 And 50 water buffaloes, too. 724 01:00:23,307 --> 01:00:24,933 Them are all certified. 725 01:00:26,268 --> 01:00:28,770 Any women or children? 726 01:00:29,647 --> 01:00:30,730 Sometimes. 727 01:00:32,316 --> 01:00:35,026 How can you kill women and children? 728 01:00:36,654 --> 01:00:37,570 Easy. 729 01:00:38,030 --> 01:00:40,114 You just don't lead them so much. 730 01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:43,409 Ain't war hell? 731 01:01:20,656 --> 01:01:22,699 We want to get in the shit. 732 01:01:22,908 --> 01:01:24,576 Down the road. Two-five. 733 01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,452 Outstanding! Thanks. 734 01:01:55,524 --> 01:01:58,318 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 735 01:01:58,736 --> 01:02:00,320 I got a bro named Cowboy. 736 01:02:00,362 --> 01:02:01,821 You people one-one? 737 01:02:01,864 --> 01:02:04,699 No, sir. We're reporters for ''Stars and Stripes.'' 738 01:02:06,368 --> 01:02:08,369 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 739 01:02:08,621 --> 01:02:11,164 He's just down the road in the platoon area. 740 01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:12,916 May we tag along, sir? 741 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,834 No problem. Welcome aboard. 742 01:02:15,377 --> 01:02:18,129 I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 743 01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:20,715 They call me Mr. Touchdown. 744 01:02:21,217 --> 01:02:23,259 I played ball for Notre Dame. 745 01:02:24,970 --> 01:02:26,971 You here to make Cowboy famous? 746 01:02:27,264 --> 01:02:28,723 Never happen, sir. 747 01:02:29,058 --> 01:02:32,602 If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 748 01:02:33,437 --> 01:02:36,189 We got Condition Red and we expect rain. 749 01:02:36,815 --> 01:02:39,275 Outstanding. We taking care of business? 750 01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:41,402 The N.V.A. are dug in deep. 751 01:02:41,445 --> 01:02:45,865 Hotel Company is working this side of the river, house by house. 752 01:02:46,408 --> 01:02:50,745 Charles has his shit together, but we're still getting some decent kills. 753 01:02:50,913 --> 01:02:54,624 We heard the N.V.A. executed a lot of gook civilians. 754 01:02:55,459 --> 01:02:56,709 Affirmative. 755 01:02:57,086 --> 01:03:00,713 I saw bodies half a klick this side of the canal. 756 01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:02,632 Can you show me where? 757 01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:32,370 The dead have been covered with lime. 758 01:03:34,456 --> 01:03:36,332 The dead know only one thing.: 759 01:03:37,793 --> 01:03:39,544 It is better to be alive. 760 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:53,766 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 761 01:03:54,351 --> 01:03:55,852 What outfit are you with? 762 01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,896 We're from ''Stars and Stripes.'' 763 01:03:59,273 --> 01:04:02,275 I'm Sergeant Joker and this photographer is Rafterman. 764 01:04:02,818 --> 01:04:05,153 I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut. 765 01:04:05,321 --> 01:04:07,113 Have you got a body count, sir? 766 01:04:07,156 --> 01:04:08,156 Twenty. 767 01:04:08,699 --> 01:04:10,325 How did it happen, sir? 768 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,786 The N.V.A. came in with a list of gook names: 769 01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:18,791 Government officials, policemen, ARVN officers, teachers. 770 01:04:19,835 --> 01:04:24,172 They asked them, real polite, to report the next day for political re-education. 771 01:04:25,841 --> 01:04:27,967 Everybody who turned up got shot. 772 01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:29,886 Some they buried alive. 773 01:04:35,935 --> 01:04:38,311 What is that button on your body armor? 774 01:04:39,021 --> 01:04:40,230 A peace symbol, sir. 775 01:04:40,314 --> 01:04:42,941 -Where did you get it? -I don't remember, sir. 776 01:04:43,359 --> 01:04:45,318 What is written on your helmet? 777 01:04:45,361 --> 01:04:46,861 ''Born to Kill,'' sir. 778 01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:50,114 You put ''Born to Kill'' on your helmet and wear a peace button. 779 01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:52,158 Is that some kind of sick joke? 780 01:04:53,369 --> 01:04:55,078 Well, what does it mean? 781 01:04:55,454 --> 01:04:58,373 -I don't know, sir. -You don't know very much. 782 01:04:58,457 --> 01:05:02,001 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you! 783 01:05:02,753 --> 01:05:05,839 Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man. 784 01:05:06,507 --> 01:05:09,509 I was referring to the duality of man, sir. 785 01:05:10,386 --> 01:05:12,846 The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 786 01:05:14,431 --> 01:05:16,516 -Whose side are you on? -Our side, sir. 787 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,560 -Don't you love your country? -Yes, sir. 788 01:05:18,602 --> 01:05:22,605 Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come in for the big win. 789 01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:28,111 I ask that my Marines obey my orders as they would the word of God. 790 01:05:28,821 --> 01:05:31,906 We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook... 791 01:05:31,991 --> 01:05:34,200 ...is an American trying to get out. 792 01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:36,661 It's a hardball world, son. 793 01:05:36,745 --> 01:05:39,956 We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 794 01:05:53,262 --> 01:05:55,722 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 795 01:05:55,764 --> 01:05:57,140 Around the back. 796 01:06:06,275 --> 01:06:08,276 -First Platoon? -Through there. 797 01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:34,385 Hey, Lone Ranger. 798 01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:40,266 Holy shit! 799 01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:52,070 I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit! 800 01:06:53,405 --> 01:06:54,781 What's happening? 801 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:59,035 Just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 802 01:06:59,161 --> 01:07:00,495 Why go back? 803 01:07:00,829 --> 01:07:02,330 Here or there, samey-same. 804 01:07:02,414 --> 01:07:04,290 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 805 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,794 Better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 806 01:07:09,171 --> 01:07:10,880 Hey, you hogs, listen up! 807 01:07:11,882 --> 01:07:14,968 This is my bro, Joker, from the island. And this is.... 808 01:07:17,346 --> 01:07:20,181 They're from ''Stars and Stripes.'' You'll be famous. 809 01:07:21,809 --> 01:07:25,520 We're the Lusthog squad. We're lifetakers and heartbreakers. 810 01:07:26,564 --> 01:07:29,274 We shoot holes in them and fill them with lead. 811 01:07:34,572 --> 01:07:36,322 Are you a photographer? 812 01:07:38,868 --> 01:07:40,702 I'm a combat correspondent. 813 01:07:42,329 --> 01:07:44,247 You seen much combat? 814 01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,669 I've seen a little on TV. 815 01:07:54,216 --> 01:07:56,050 You're a real comedian. 816 01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,138 Well, they call me the Joker. 817 01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:04,225 Well, I've got a joke for you. 818 01:08:04,935 --> 01:08:07,228 I'm going to tear you a new asshole. 819 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,775 Well, pilgrim... 820 01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:17,822 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit! 821 01:08:24,246 --> 01:08:25,622 You talk the talk. 822 01:08:27,249 --> 01:08:28,875 Do you walk the walk? 823 01:08:34,507 --> 01:08:36,299 You might not believe it... 824 01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:40,428 ...but under fire, Animal Mother is a truly fine human being. 825 01:08:41,597 --> 01:08:44,807 He just needs grenades thrown at him the rest of his life. 826 01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:57,237 Jungle bunny. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 827 01:08:58,239 --> 01:08:59,447 Yeah, Mother. 828 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,575 Hey, photographer! 829 01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:06,329 Want to take a good picture? 830 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,750 Take this. 831 01:09:20,010 --> 01:09:21,678 This...is my bro. 832 01:09:32,398 --> 01:09:33,815 This is his party. 833 01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,401 He's the guest of honor. 834 01:09:37,778 --> 01:09:39,612 Today is his birthday. 835 01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:42,866 Happy birthday, zipperhead! 836 01:09:44,827 --> 01:09:46,744 I will never forget this day. 837 01:09:47,538 --> 01:09:51,416 The day I came to Hue city and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. 838 01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:55,670 I really love the little Commie bastards. 839 01:09:57,006 --> 01:10:00,466 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 840 01:10:02,178 --> 01:10:04,304 These are great days we're living! 841 01:10:06,307 --> 01:10:09,350 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 842 01:10:11,145 --> 01:10:13,313 These people we wasted here today... 843 01:10:13,939 --> 01:10:16,482 ...are the finest people we will ever know. 844 01:10:18,777 --> 01:10:26,777 Once we rotate back to the world, we'll miss not having anyone worth shooting. 845 01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:02,380 Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 846 01:12:11,974 --> 01:12:14,684 We are receiving incoming fire from the ville. 847 01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,811 The lieutenant is down. 848 01:12:16,937 --> 01:12:19,564 We'll stop and check out what's in front of us. 849 01:12:25,279 --> 01:12:27,405 Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up! 850 01:12:28,490 --> 01:12:30,408 We'll move up these two roads. 851 01:12:30,451 --> 01:12:32,619 I want the third team up this road. 852 01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:36,247 First and second team behind me up this other road. 853 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:45,625 Let's go! Let's get it done! 854 01:17:07,728 --> 01:17:10,605 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 855 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:13,942 Start the cameras. This is ''Vietnam: The Movie''! 856 01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:16,361 If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse! 857 01:17:16,445 --> 01:17:19,239 -T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! -I'll be Ann-Margret! 858 01:17:19,323 --> 01:17:21,324 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! 859 01:17:21,408 --> 01:17:24,035 -I'll be General Custer! -Who'll be the Indian? 860 01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:26,663 We'll let the gooks play the Indians! 861 01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:06,870 You're going home now. 862 01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,375 Semper fi. 863 01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:17,755 We're mean Marines, sir. 864 01:18:22,052 --> 01:18:23,303 Go easy, bros. 865 01:18:28,309 --> 01:18:29,767 Better you than me. 866 01:18:34,106 --> 01:18:36,274 At least they died for a good cause. 867 01:18:37,568 --> 01:18:39,068 What cause was that? 868 01:18:41,363 --> 01:18:42,363 Freedom. 869 01:18:43,699 --> 01:18:45,825 Flush out your head gear, New Guy. 870 01:18:48,412 --> 01:18:50,663 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 871 01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,000 This is a slaughter. 872 01:18:55,711 --> 01:18:58,296 If I get my balls blown off for a word... 873 01:19:00,382 --> 01:19:02,217 ...my word is ''poontang.'' 874 01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,805 Tough break for Hand Job. 875 01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:12,268 He was set to get shipped out on a medical. 876 01:19:14,647 --> 01:19:16,314 What was wrong with him? 877 01:19:18,817 --> 01:19:21,069 He was jerking off ten times a day. 878 01:19:23,447 --> 01:19:26,157 It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 879 01:19:28,702 --> 01:19:33,081 Last week he was sent to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 880 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,627 The crazy fucker jerks off in the waiting room. 881 01:19:39,129 --> 01:19:40,797 Instant Section 8. 882 01:19:42,466 --> 01:19:45,176 He was waiting for his papers to clear division. 883 01:19:48,389 --> 01:19:49,389 Ready? 884 01:19:49,682 --> 01:19:50,723 Turnover. 885 01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:55,019 Hue city interviews. Roll 34. 886 01:19:59,149 --> 01:20:02,443 This is a major city, so we have to assault with... 887 01:20:03,362 --> 01:20:05,280 ...tanks in the streets. 888 01:20:05,656 --> 01:20:07,574 They send us in first squad... 889 01:20:07,658 --> 01:20:10,493 ...to make sure there are no little, uh... 890 01:20:12,496 --> 01:20:15,540 ...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 891 01:20:15,624 --> 01:20:20,253 So we roll the tanks in and basically, blow the place to hell. 892 01:20:21,672 --> 01:20:24,132 When we're in Hue, in Hue city... 893 01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:27,260 ...it's like a war, you know. 894 01:20:29,513 --> 01:20:33,141 Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. 895 01:20:36,395 --> 01:20:38,313 There's the enemy, kill them. 896 01:20:39,148 --> 01:20:41,816 There's no question about it. We're the best. 897 01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:46,779 It's bullshit about Air Cav. When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 898 01:20:47,031 --> 01:20:49,699 They call Mother Green and her killing machine! 899 01:20:50,701 --> 01:20:52,994 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 900 01:20:54,205 --> 01:20:57,290 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 901 01:20:58,459 --> 01:20:59,918 Can I quote L.B.J.? 902 01:21:02,087 --> 01:21:03,838 ''I will not send... 903 01:21:04,215 --> 01:21:08,176 ''...American boys 10,000 miles around the world... 904 01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:11,513 ''...to do a job Asian boys should be doing for themselves.'' 905 01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:15,892 Personally, I think... 906 01:21:16,602 --> 01:21:19,229 ...they don't want to be involved in this war. 907 01:21:20,022 --> 01:21:21,648 I think they sort of... 908 01:21:23,108 --> 01:21:27,445 ...took away our freedom and gave it to the gooks. They don't want it. 909 01:21:28,489 --> 01:21:30,573 They'd rather be alive than free. 910 01:21:30,741 --> 01:21:32,325 Poor dumb bastards. 911 01:21:33,911 --> 01:21:36,871 The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... 912 01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:40,124 ...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh.... 913 01:21:41,752 --> 01:21:43,378 I'm not real keen on... 914 01:21:44,046 --> 01:21:47,215 ...these fellows that are supposedly on our side. 915 01:21:48,384 --> 01:21:50,760 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 916 01:21:54,932 --> 01:21:58,476 We get killed for these people and they don't even appreciate it. 917 01:22:00,145 --> 01:22:01,938 They think it's a big joke. 918 01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:04,065 If you ask me... 919 01:22:05,109 --> 01:22:07,235 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 920 01:22:07,611 --> 01:22:10,572 It depends. I'm here to take combat photos. 921 01:22:11,407 --> 01:22:14,367 But if the shit gets too thick, I'll go to the rifle. 922 01:22:15,953 --> 01:22:18,830 What do I think of America’s involvement in the war? 923 01:22:18,914 --> 01:22:20,498 I think we should win. 924 01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:22,584 I hate Vietnam. 925 01:22:23,419 --> 01:22:26,921 There's not one horse in the whole country. 926 01:22:27,965 --> 01:22:30,425 There's something wrong with that. 927 01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:34,095 If they'd send us more guys maybe... 928 01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:37,432 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 929 01:22:38,851 --> 01:22:41,269 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... 930 01:22:41,812 --> 01:22:43,771 ...the jewel of Southeast Asia. 931 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:45,648 I wanted to meet... 932 01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:49,110 ...interesting people of an ancient culture and kill them. 933 01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:55,158 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 934 01:23:20,309 --> 01:23:22,560 'Morning, little schoolgirl. 935 01:23:23,187 --> 01:23:25,230 I'm a little schoolboy, too. 936 01:23:27,858 --> 01:23:30,985 -What you got there? -Do you want No. 1 fuckee? 937 01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:35,031 Any of you boys want No. 1 fuckee? 938 01:23:35,407 --> 01:23:37,700 I'm so horny I can't even get a piece of hand! 939 01:23:37,785 --> 01:23:38,785 Me want suckee. 940 01:23:38,869 --> 01:23:43,706 Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything you want. Long time. 941 01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:46,626 Everything you want! All right! 942 01:23:46,877 --> 01:23:48,044 How much, chief? 943 01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:49,379 $15 each. 944 01:23:52,716 --> 01:23:54,717 $15 beaucoup money. 945 01:23:55,594 --> 01:23:56,636 $5 each. 946 01:23:57,137 --> 01:23:58,930 Come on, she love you good. 947 01:23:59,056 --> 01:24:01,266 Boom-boom long time. $10. 948 01:24:01,517 --> 01:24:02,392 $5. 949 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,810 No, $10. 950 01:24:04,228 --> 01:24:06,187 Trade you some ARVN rifles. 951 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,857 Never been fired and only dropped once. 952 01:24:10,359 --> 01:24:11,985 Okay, $5. You give me. 953 01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:17,532 Let's get mounted. 954 01:24:22,621 --> 01:24:24,247 Something wrong, chief? 955 01:24:24,415 --> 01:24:26,416 She says no boom-boom with you. 956 01:24:26,584 --> 01:24:28,084 What the motherfuck? 957 01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,503 She says soul brother too beaucoup. 958 01:24:32,590 --> 01:24:36,259 He's saying you black boys pack too much meat! 959 01:24:43,434 --> 01:24:46,769 She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 960 01:24:47,354 --> 01:24:49,564 She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. 961 01:24:50,441 --> 01:24:51,774 Excuse me, ma'am. 962 01:24:52,943 --> 01:24:56,529 What we have here is a magnificent... 963 01:24:56,614 --> 01:24:59,324 ...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 964 01:24:59,950 --> 01:25:02,076 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 965 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:04,704 Okay. Okay. 966 01:25:11,629 --> 01:25:14,047 -We need a batting order. -I'm going first. 967 01:25:14,131 --> 01:25:17,425 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 968 01:25:17,676 --> 01:25:21,012 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 969 01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:27,727 Hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 970 01:25:28,687 --> 01:25:31,189 -I don't want it after you, man! -Fuck you! 971 01:26:04,223 --> 01:26:06,558 Intelligence passed the word down... 972 01:26:06,725 --> 01:26:10,311 ...that during the night the N. V.A. pulled out of our area... 973 01:26:10,396 --> 01:26:12,856 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 974 01:26:13,566 --> 01:26:17,318 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 975 01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:52,187 Face outboard and take cover! Do it! 976 01:27:15,794 --> 01:27:17,545 He ain't going to make it. 977 01:27:28,807 --> 01:27:31,059 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 978 01:27:33,521 --> 01:27:35,897 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 979 01:27:39,568 --> 01:27:41,194 Murph, this is Cowboy. 980 01:27:41,779 --> 01:27:44,072 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 981 01:27:46,283 --> 01:27:47,242 Wait one. 982 01:27:50,287 --> 01:27:55,166 You're senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol. 983 01:27:55,459 --> 01:27:57,752 Call in at the next checkpoint. Over. 984 01:27:58,170 --> 01:27:59,754 Roger. Understand. 985 01:28:07,304 --> 01:28:08,763 I'm squad leader. 986 01:28:12,101 --> 01:28:14,269 I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag. 987 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:19,023 He's dead. 988 01:29:08,824 --> 01:29:09,908 What's up? 989 01:29:10,492 --> 01:29:12,952 We made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 990 01:29:13,913 --> 01:29:15,580 See what you think. 991 01:29:18,501 --> 01:29:20,460 I think we're here... 992 01:29:22,046 --> 01:29:24,047 ...and we should be here. 993 01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:27,675 We're here? 994 01:29:28,928 --> 01:29:30,303 We should be here? 995 01:29:45,277 --> 01:29:46,653 What do you think? 996 01:29:48,572 --> 01:29:50,740 I think we should change direction. 997 01:30:07,550 --> 01:30:09,175 We'll change direction. 998 01:30:20,145 --> 01:30:21,187 What's up? 999 01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:23,481 Change in direction. 1000 01:30:24,650 --> 01:30:25,859 Are we lost? 1001 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,944 Joker, shut the fuck up! 1002 01:30:29,405 --> 01:30:30,864 Okay, listen up! 1003 01:30:31,699 --> 01:30:33,032 Can you hear me? 1004 01:30:33,951 --> 01:30:35,702 We're changing direction. 1005 01:30:35,953 --> 01:30:37,787 We're heading over that way. 1006 01:30:37,913 --> 01:30:40,331 Eightball's going to find a way through. 1007 01:30:41,584 --> 01:30:42,584 Got it? 1008 01:30:44,628 --> 01:30:46,629 Eightball, let's dance. 1009 01:30:48,257 --> 01:30:50,258 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1010 01:32:08,879 --> 01:32:10,171 Cease fire! 1011 01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:12,131 Cease fire, goddamn it! 1012 01:32:12,466 --> 01:32:14,801 Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire! 1013 01:32:18,264 --> 01:32:22,100 Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1014 01:32:24,353 --> 01:32:25,478 Negative! 1015 01:32:25,563 --> 01:32:28,398 Save your ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! 1016 01:32:31,777 --> 01:32:33,987 No! Cease fire! Cease fire! 1017 01:32:34,405 --> 01:32:35,947 Animal, cease fire! 1018 01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,907 It's Sergeant Murphy. 1019 01:32:38,617 --> 01:32:40,118 Cowboy. Over. 1020 01:32:40,202 --> 01:32:43,371 Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1021 01:32:43,873 --> 01:32:45,957 Receiving enemy sniper fire. 1022 01:32:46,375 --> 01:32:47,667 Eightball is down. 1023 01:32:47,751 --> 01:32:50,587 We're half a klick north of checkpoint No. 4. 1024 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:54,382 Possible strong enemy forces in front of us. 1025 01:32:54,717 --> 01:32:57,218 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1026 01:32:58,596 --> 01:33:00,221 Roger. Understand. 1027 01:33:00,306 --> 01:33:02,557 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1028 01:33:05,436 --> 01:33:06,561 Stay close. 1029 01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:12,192 Listen up! I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1030 01:33:12,651 --> 01:33:15,987 There may be strong enemy forces in those buildings. 1031 01:33:16,405 --> 01:33:18,364 I've requested tank support. 1032 01:33:18,449 --> 01:33:19,866 We'll sit tight... 1033 01:33:20,242 --> 01:33:23,119 ...but keep our eyes open. If they hit us... 1034 01:33:23,287 --> 01:33:25,288 ...we'll have to pull back fast. 1035 01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:29,542 Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother! 1036 01:33:29,793 --> 01:33:31,461 Cease your fucking fire! 1037 01:33:32,463 --> 01:33:33,880 We can't leave him! 1038 01:33:33,923 --> 01:33:36,591 We'll get him when the tank comes up. 1039 01:33:36,717 --> 01:33:39,135 He's hit three times! He can't wait! 1040 01:33:39,595 --> 01:33:44,182 That sniper's just trying to suck us in one at a time. 1041 01:33:47,144 --> 01:33:49,187 Goddamn it! No! 1042 01:33:50,314 --> 01:33:51,940 Goddamn it, cease fire! 1043 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,443 Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out! 1044 01:33:55,528 --> 01:33:58,029 Sit the fuck down, goddamn it! 1045 01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,340 Okay, cease fire! He's there! 1046 01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:34,649 Hold your fire! 1047 01:34:34,859 --> 01:34:36,192 Hold your fire! 1048 01:34:37,111 --> 01:34:39,445 You can't see the sniper! 1049 01:34:39,822 --> 01:34:43,283 Save the ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! Nobody! 1050 01:34:49,623 --> 01:34:50,957 Hold your fire! 1051 01:34:52,126 --> 01:34:53,918 What the fuck do we do now? 1052 01:34:55,838 --> 01:34:57,630 Give me that fucking radio. 1053 01:35:02,052 --> 01:35:03,970 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1054 01:35:06,557 --> 01:35:10,852 We're in deep shit. Two men down. What's the story on the tank? Over. 1055 01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:14,147 Sorry, Cowboy. 1056 01:35:14,190 --> 01:35:16,149 No luck so far with the tank. 1057 01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:18,109 Will advise. Over. 1058 01:35:22,281 --> 01:35:23,948 Numb-nut bastards. 1059 01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:26,075 Okay, listen up! 1060 01:35:28,704 --> 01:35:30,413 Can't wait for the tank. 1061 01:35:30,998 --> 01:35:32,916 They're going to hit us any minute. 1062 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,084 When they do, we won't have time. 1063 01:35:35,377 --> 01:35:37,921 We have to pull out now. Get ready. 1064 01:35:39,465 --> 01:35:40,840 Wait! Hold it! 1065 01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:42,842 Nobody's pulling out! 1066 01:35:43,135 --> 01:35:45,136 There's only one fucking sniper! 1067 01:35:45,221 --> 01:35:46,221 Back off! 1068 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,474 I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out! 1069 01:35:49,683 --> 01:35:51,559 What about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1070 01:35:51,644 --> 01:35:55,355 It's shitty, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1071 01:35:55,564 --> 01:35:58,024 We're not leaving them out there! 1072 01:35:58,150 --> 01:35:59,817 They're wasted! 1073 01:36:00,236 --> 01:36:01,528 You know that! 1074 01:36:01,946 --> 01:36:04,113 Come on, we gotta bring them back. 1075 01:36:04,323 --> 01:36:05,573 Let's do it! 1076 01:36:05,824 --> 01:36:07,951 Stand down! That's a direct order. 1077 01:36:12,248 --> 01:36:15,166 Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all you assholes! 1078 01:36:18,504 --> 01:36:19,587 Goddamn it! 1079 01:36:19,672 --> 01:36:21,339 Fucking son of a bitch! 1080 01:36:21,757 --> 01:36:23,341 You motherfucker! 1081 01:36:44,655 --> 01:36:46,114 Where's the sniper? 1082 01:36:49,618 --> 01:36:51,953 Doc, where's the sniper? 1083 01:37:01,422 --> 01:37:02,338 Shit! 1084 01:37:04,758 --> 01:37:06,467 Shit! Fuck! 1085 01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:02,440 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted! 1086 01:38:04,151 --> 01:38:06,402 There's only one sniper! 1087 01:38:07,988 --> 01:38:10,823 Move up the squad! You're clear up to here! 1088 01:38:16,705 --> 01:38:18,206 Son of a bitch. 1089 01:38:26,382 --> 01:38:30,218 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, come with me. We'll take a look. 1090 01:38:31,011 --> 01:38:33,263 You stay put and cover our ass! 1091 01:38:33,639 --> 01:38:35,640 We may come back in a big hurry! 1092 01:38:37,434 --> 01:38:39,686 -I'm going with you. -I'm coming, too. 1093 01:38:41,772 --> 01:38:42,772 All set? 1094 01:38:43,524 --> 01:38:44,482 Let's move! 1095 01:39:25,816 --> 01:39:28,109 Top of the building, round the corner. 1096 01:39:48,005 --> 01:39:49,756 Give me that radio. 1097 01:39:53,344 --> 01:39:54,928 This is Cowboy. Over. 1098 01:40:06,148 --> 01:40:09,359 Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot through the hole! 1099 01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,124 That son of a bitch! 1100 01:40:25,167 --> 01:40:26,626 You'll be all right. 1101 01:40:26,710 --> 01:40:29,045 Don't shit me, Joker! 1102 01:40:30,548 --> 01:40:32,841 I'm not. You're my favorite turd. 1103 01:40:40,683 --> 01:40:42,308 Hang on, man! Hang on! 1104 01:40:46,522 --> 01:40:47,814 I can hack it. 1105 01:40:55,656 --> 01:40:57,115 I can hack it. 1106 01:41:55,174 --> 01:41:56,883 Let's go get some payback. 1107 01:42:03,682 --> 01:42:04,641 Okay. 1108 01:42:20,533 --> 01:42:22,242 Watch that fucking hole. 1109 01:42:23,869 --> 01:42:25,370 Give them some smoke. 1110 01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:42,887 Ready? 1111 01:43:24,430 --> 01:43:27,140 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1112 01:43:33,272 --> 01:43:41,272 Joker, in there! New Guy! 1113 01:45:39,982 --> 01:45:42,400 We got the sniper! 1114 01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:21,564 What's up? 1115 01:46:23,526 --> 01:46:25,068 We got the sniper. 1116 01:46:38,249 --> 01:46:39,749 I saved Joker's ass. 1117 01:46:40,334 --> 01:46:41,668 I got the sniper. 1118 01:46:42,461 --> 01:46:44,587 I fucking blew her away! 1119 01:46:45,923 --> 01:46:47,632 Am I bad? 1120 01:46:48,425 --> 01:46:51,344 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1121 01:47:10,030 --> 01:47:11,447 What's she saying? 1122 01:47:15,744 --> 01:47:16,995 She's praying. 1123 01:47:21,584 --> 01:47:23,793 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1124 01:47:27,798 --> 01:47:29,924 There's nothing we can do for her. 1125 01:47:31,969 --> 01:47:33,344 She's dead meat. 1126 01:47:40,978 --> 01:47:42,979 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1127 01:47:47,693 --> 01:47:49,027 What about her? 1128 01:47:53,365 --> 01:47:54,449 Fuck her. 1129 01:47:56,327 --> 01:47:57,493 Let her rot. 1130 01:48:14,470 --> 01:48:16,387 We can't just leave her here. 1131 01:48:19,892 --> 01:48:21,184 Hey, asshole... 1132 01:48:22,269 --> 01:48:23,728 ...Cowboy's wasted. 1133 01:48:25,064 --> 01:48:26,898 You're fresh out of friends. 1134 01:48:28,734 --> 01:48:30,527 I'm running this squad now. 1135 01:48:30,694 --> 01:48:33,738 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1136 01:48:38,702 --> 01:48:40,787 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1137 01:48:43,874 --> 01:48:46,501 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1138 01:48:57,096 --> 01:48:59,430 Shoot...me. 1139 01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:03,226 Shoot... 1140 01:49:04,353 --> 01:49:05,395 ...me. 1141 01:49:17,867 --> 01:49:20,201 If you want to waste her, go on... 1142 01:49:23,247 --> 01:49:24,455 ...waste her. 1143 01:49:49,023 --> 01:49:50,190 Shoot. 1144 01:50:41,909 --> 01:50:45,870 We'll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly! 1145 01:50:50,292 --> 01:50:51,793 Hardcore, man. 1146 01:50:54,630 --> 01:50:56,256 Fucking hardcore. 1147 01:51:14,149 --> 01:51:18,236 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1148 01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:23,783 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1149 01:51:33,544 --> 01:51:37,088 ''We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony 1150 01:51:37,965 --> 01:51:41,676 ''M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1151 01:51:46,724 --> 01:51:49,517 ''Forever let us hold our banner high 1152 01:51:51,312 --> 01:51:53,229 ''Boys and girls from far and near 1153 01:51:53,272 --> 01:51:55,148 ''You're welcome as can be 1154 01:51:55,733 --> 01:51:59,569 ''M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1155 01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:02,405 ''Who's the leader of the club....'' 1156 01:52:02,948 --> 01:52:06,826 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1157 01:52:07,453 --> 01:52:12,415 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy. 1158 01:52:14,126 --> 01:52:16,461 I am so happy that I am alive... 1159 01:52:17,004 --> 01:52:19,297 ...in one piece, and short. 1160 01:52:21,175 --> 01:52:23,843 I'm in a world of shit, yes. 1161 01:52:24,678 --> 01:52:26,179 But I am alive. 1162 01:52:26,889 --> 01:52:34,889 And I am not afraid.